wanksclub:

old people are so cute like are they sleeping? are they dead? i love them

(via simmplysammy)

com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.

(via waterlilyo)

i-am-a-revenant:

My Dream Girl!

(Source: 90s90s90s, via baby-bacchae)

Timestamp: 1384850867

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

(via dirtyyydianaaa)

"Dear Jordana, you’re the only person I would allow to be shrunk down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine. You’re too good for me, you’re too good for anyone."

(Source: upgradeurheart, via rlyhigh)

Timestamp: 1384850171

ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

(Source: orcses, via animalimpulse)

Timestamp: 1384849990

sands-xd:

Sands-xd.tumblr.com

(via xplaceh0lder)

Timestamp: 1384849855